REMORSE OF THE RESENTFUL DOLPHIN

Skjálfandi Bay is home to many different cetaceans. Even though being famous for several big whale species such as the humpback and blue whales which visit these waters throughout the summer, also dolphins frequent the area and especially during June and July may show up in huge numbers. Whilst probably everyone is eager to spot and watch a big humpback whale go dive next to the boat, it's more often than not the dolphins that are the ones to show off. In respect of so many overseeing these slightly smaller cetaceans in order to find their big and massive cousins, our guide Trina Davies has written a poem from a dolphin's point of view.
REMORSE OF THE RESENTFUL DOLPHIN
Sorry you’re confusing me
For the completely wrong guy
I know we look alike
This happens all the time
Yes, they swim in this sea
And yes we’re kind of family
But you’ve got the wrong address mate
If you could leave that would be great
Wait, stop where are you going
I didn’t mean it, don’t go
I know you bought tickets
To a different show
But I’m literally doing back flips
Out the mother fucking sea
And you hardly even turn
To take a look at me
I live in the shadow
Of the big fat whale
No one takes photos
Of my sad little tail
Why do I always
Wash up second best
Don’t wanna swim no more
I feel depressed
For the record
It hurts my self esteem
That I’ve never
Been part of your dream
Oh, put away your pity
It’s too late for that now
The shame of desperation
As I cling to your bow
Look I’m having fun
I’m riding in your waves
Dolphins always have fun
To fun we are slaves
There is no fun
It’s an inbuilt smile
I beg of you
Please stay a while
Don’t leave me here
With these moronic fools
I was made for stardom
I’m an oceanic jewel
Fine, on your way then
Enjoy your whale hunt
If you ever find the basturd
Tell him he’s a …
Poem by Trina Davies
- Sarah
Skjálfandi Bay is home to many different cetaceans. Even though being famous for several big whale species such as the humpback and blue whales which visit these waters throughout the summer, also dolphins frequent the area and especially during June and July may show up in huge numbers. Whilst probably everyone is eager to spot and watch a big humpback whale go dive next to the boat, it's more often than not the dolphins that are the ones to show off. In respect of so many overseeing these slightly smaller cetaceans in order to find their big and massive cousins, our guide Trina Davies has written a poem from a dolphin's point of view: REMORSE OF THE RESENTFUL DOLPHIN Sorry you’re confusing me For the completely wrong guy I know we look alike This happens all the time Yes, they swim in this sea And yes we’re kind of family But you’ve got the wrong address mate If you could leave that would be great Wait, stop where are you going I didn’t mean it, don’t go I know you bought tickets To a different show But I’m literally doing back flips Out the mother fucking sea And you hardly even turn To take a look at me I live in the shadow Of the big fat whale No one takes photos Of my sad little tail Why do I always Wash up second best Don’t wanna swim no more I feel depressed For the record It hurts my self esteem That I’ve never Been part of your dream Oh, put away your pity It’s too late for that now The shame of desperation As I cling to your bow Look I’m having fun I’m riding in your waves Dolphins always have fun To fun we are slaves There is no fun It’s an inbuilt smile I beg of you Please stay a while Don’t leave me here With these moronic fools I was made for stardom I’m an oceanic jewel Fine, on your way then Enjoy your whale hunt If you ever find the basturd Tell him he’s a … ✒ Trina Davies (guide) 🎬 Sarah Arndt (captain/guide) - Sarah
Gepostet von Gentle Giants Whale Watching am Freitag, 9. August 2019